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Physicists Think They Understand Where Matter's Mass Comes From

11/24/2018

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Excerpt:  "The biggest problem... is the proton radius... with a computer of enough power, she could compute the proton's radius exactly, and we could know what theory actually predicts... "

Dr. Godley:  Silly scientists. The radius of the proton is whatever His Hole-yness wants it to be.

On days when He's feeling optimistic about the fate of the galaxy, the radius is larger.

On days when He's feeling not so optimistic about the fate of the galaxy, it's not just smaller, it shrinks to a singularity.

Next day, He's feeling good again, the singularity explodes and another universe is born.

​Easy, peasy. 
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South Korean Cult Leader Jailed For Raping Followers

11/24/2018

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Excerpt:  "South Korean pastor Lee Jaerock... was convicted... of the multiple rape of eight female followers - some of whom believed he was God - and jailed for 15 years."

Dr. Godley:  Let's do some math here. Multiple implies more than two. Since these ladies thought he was God they probably did the Lord's work with this creep at least 10 times each.

Eight followers times 10 rapes = 240 total rapes for which he receives 15 years  = or 5,475 days, which works out to 68 days per rape.

Perhaps as punishment these ladies could be given a new meat cleaver every 68 days?

From Verse 1:4:1 in the Book of Revenge we read: "A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, an inch for an inch."
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Biblical Prophecy Comes True As Live Snake Wriggles Out Of Israel’S Western Wall

11/2/2018

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Excerpt:  "People visiting the famous Kotel this week filmed the serpent wriggling out from between the ancient stones... reportedly a sign of the return of the Messiah... 'We are truly in the dangerous times... the evil inclination, personified by the snake in Eden, will... come and drink sustenance from the enormous levels of holiness that will appear in the world in the end-of-days."

Dr. Godley:  No comment. I need a drink.
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Scientists confirm supermassive black hole at CENTER OF Milky Way

11/2/2018

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Excerpt:  "Scientists have finally confirmed that the massive object at the heart of our galaxy is, in fact, a supermassive black hole... For a long time, scientists have assumed that a supermassive black hole exists at the heart of our galaxy and most other galaxies..."

Dr. Godley: These "scientists" have yet to discover that the massive black object at the center of each galaxy isn't just a hole. 

​It's a distant cousin, twice removed, of The Hole-y Donut. 

To overlook these familial relationships is to disrespect His Hole-yness. 

And we all know what can happen when you do that (boils, poxes, famine, Justin Bieber...).
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'New Age' Beliefs More Popular As Fewer Americans Follow Traditional Religions

11/1/2018

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Excerpt: "... the fastest growing religious group in America... [are] people who don't hold any firm religious beliefs... [a] recent Pew Research Center poll that found 62 Americans hold New Age beliefs, such as astrology and the presence of spiritual energy in trees or mountains..."

Dr. Godley:  Unlike the rest of these mamby, pamby sky worshipers, we Donutarians do indeed hold firm to our religious beliefs, the biggest being that The Hole-y D(o)nut is the center of all being. That all is within Him and without Him. So there.

But just between you and me, to get our worldwide evangelical mission of peace, love and cash flow really rolling, we need to get everyone onboard the tithing bandwagon, tree huggers and mountain worshipers alike. For truly, are are welcome with Him. All major credit cards accepted.
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