Doc Godley's Blog
Excerpt: "Scientists have finally confirmed that the massive object at the heart of our galaxy is, in fact, a supermassive black hole... For a long time, scientists have assumed that a supermassive black hole exists at the heart of our galaxy and most other galaxies..."
Dr. Godley: These "scientists" have yet to discover that the massive black object at the center of each galaxy isn't just a hole.
It's a distant cousin, twice removed, of The Hole-y Donut.
To overlook these familial relationships is to disrespect His Hole-yness.
And we all know what can happen when you do that (boils, poxes, famine, Justin Bieber...).