DEVIOUS DONUT DRONE DELIVERY DEVELOPMENTS UNDETECTED IN DENVER

Unbeknownst to the good citizens of Denver, Colorado a new home delivery service of sacred worship victuals is being tested by his Hole-yness in an area on the left side of America where crazy ideas are nothing new and his secret global expansion plans cannot be discovered by infidels.

Yes, it's donut home delivery by drone! While Catholics still drive to church and kneel before the altar to receive communion bread crumbs and grape juice, Denver Donutarians will soon enjoy having their Hole-y donuts (and other sacramental food items like pizzas, but only round ones of course) delivered straight to their hammock, hot tub or perhaps even straight down their chimney, assuming that there are no decaying Santa remains blocking the way.

This is an exciting development in the spread of Donutarianism that we wanted to be sure to keep you abreast of.  Speaking of breasts, exotic show girls in Las Vegas last week were seen covering their you-know-whats with a pair of tiny donuts in recognition of National Donut Day.

We can't thank you enough, ladies, for helping us to, er, expand the word.  For truly as it is written in the Book of Mammaries at verse ICU812, "Three would be odd, but two are better than one."

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