Doc Godley's Blog
Can anyone deny the truth of this? He is with us everywhere. Believers will be spared total destruction.
And for just $1 a month under our brand new, about-to-be-released Worldwide Injury Mitigation Program (WIMP), believers will be spared from any and all misfortune, including but not limited to: calamity, malfeasance, fraud, insurrection, civil unrest, invasion, bankruptcy and STDs.
While those big megachurches demand that you tithe 10% right off the top of your children's college fund, His Hole-yness asks for very little. Why should a little belief insurance get in the way of that next trip to Atlantic City?
Which just goes to show you that, here at The Church of the Hole-y D(o)nut we really do care. So why not show that YOU care by chipping in a little. Would it kill you?
Apparently, being high up in the sky gets you closer to God.
But how? Is this an issue of proximity? We thought God was everywhere. Is He hard of hearing?
So why aren't all churches situated on the tops of high mountains?