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Scientists Claim Time Travellers Could Use Parallel Dimensions To Visit The Past!
From this amazing(!) article we read:
"The team of researchers claim that... the idea of parallel universes is more than just science fiction... in some universes the dinosaur-killing asteroid missed Earth... the worlds are all real, and all on the same timeline, but interact when they essentially bump into each other."
An Now... Dr. J. Darwin Godley:
"Allow me to explain, Dear Ones. When one passes throught the HOLE in the DONUT, one finds one's self in the same situation as Alice when she stepped through the mirror into the Looking Glass world.
"In this new world Alice found everything to be identical, but somehow not quite the same! Were she so step back through the mirror again, her original reality would longer exist. It was altered by the mere fact of stepping through the portal. As the song says, you can never go home.
"So we see that his HOLE-yness has allowed a universe in which all possiblities not only can occur, they do occur. And simultaneously in an infinity of parallel, interconnected universes, all thanks to HIM who is everywhere and nowhere at once.
"Do you see? Do see you? You do see? See you do? See do you?"