Doc Godley's Blog
"Throughout history, volcanoes have inspired fear... killing thousands... and turning vast areas into a desert of fire, ashes and sulfuric gases... Should nearby residents... panic?... Unfortunately, there is nothing they can do..."
Dr. Godley: So many holy books I could mention (ahem) are full of prophecies that somehow never seem to happen. Sometimes it seems like you just can't find a decent apocalyptic forecast any more.
Which is why we Donutarians open our Book of The Torus at Elections 20:16 and are comforted to read: "For the TRUMPet shall sound and the highest 'HILL' made small."
Egad! Such prescience! Such accuracy!
And so, Dear Friends, I have been asked to warn you that the D(O)NUT is not pleased ... not pleased at all... at the way certain people have behaved over the outcome of the recent U.S. presidential election.
Remember, He is always watching. He knows who's naughty, who's nice and who's just plain annoying.
And He wants you to know.... THERE ARE NO 'SAFE SPACES'!
"The Consumer Claims Tribunal was set up to allow consumers to file claims in a speedy and inexpensive manner... But it has seen some really strange cases... And one of the weirdest was when a man complained about a bomoh who apparently did not live up to the promise of chasing away spirits haunting his ailing father... The bomoh had claimed that the 70-something father was tormented by nine different spirits... the family forked out RM810 to the 'bomoh' to get rid of the nine spirits... As it turned out... the bomoh failed to cure the man's father even after nine treatments... The man said his father's condition worsened and he died a few months later."
Dr. Godley: Fork over some dough for our Instant Exorcism package and we'll get rid of 100% of your spirits. We'll even throw in a free crucifix you can wave around in case the devil tries to sneak back in while you're watching reruns of The Adams Family.
"Imposing a maximum prison sentence of 10 years for slaughtering a cow and five years for selling the meat, the state of Haryana’s legislation is in line with Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his ruling Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party’s crackdown on beef consumption... Since his election in 2014, Modi has stressed the importance of Hinduism to India’s identity.... In Mewat, a majority Muslim district, the recently formed Cow Protection Task Force heard rumors that street vendors were cooking their biryani with beef... the police lab has yet to publish findings... on whether the rice dishes contained the outlawed meat."
Dr. Godley: It is seldom that I am without words. This is one of those times.
From this amazing(!) article we read:
"The team of researchers claim that... the idea of parallel universes is more than just science fiction... in some universes the dinosaur-killing asteroid missed Earth... the worlds are all real, and all on the same timeline, but interact when they essentially bump into each other."
An Now... Dr. J. Darwin Godley:
"Allow me to explain, Dear Ones. When one passes throught the HOLE in the DONUT, one finds one's self in the same situation as Alice when she stepped through the mirror into the Looking Glass world.
"In this new world Alice found everything to be identical, but somehow not quite the same! Were she so step back through the mirror again, her original reality would longer exist. It was altered by the mere fact of stepping through the portal. As the song says, you can never go home.
"So we see that his HOLE-yness has allowed a universe in which all possiblities not only can occur, they do occur. And simultaneously in an infinity of parallel, interconnected universes, all thanks to HIM who is everywhere and nowhere at once.
"Do you see? Do see you? You do see? See you do? See do you?"