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![]() Article here: "Throughout history, volcanoes have inspired fear... killing thousands... and turning vast areas into a desert of fire, ashes and sulfuric gases... Should nearby residents... panic?... Unfortunately, there is nothing they can do..." Dr. Godley: So many holy books I could mention (ahem) are full of prophecies that somehow never seem to happen. Sometimes it seems like you just can't find a decent apocalyptic forecast any more. Which is why we Donutarians open our Book of The Torus at Elections 20:16 and are comforted to read: "For the TRUMPet shall sound and the highest 'HILL' made small." Egad! Such prescience! Such accuracy! And so, Dear Friends, I have been asked to warn you that the D(O)NUT is not pleased ... not pleased at all... at the way certain people have behaved over the outcome of the recent U.S. presidential election. Remember, He is always watching. He knows who's naughty, who's nice and who's just plain annoying. And He wants you to know.... THERE ARE NO 'SAFE SPACES'!
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