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Pastor Trying To Prove How Jesus Walked On Water Eaten By Crocodile

5/15/2017

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"A pastor has been killed after he was eaten by three crocodiles while trying to walk on water... All that was left of him was his underwear and his sandals... Eyewitness Deacon Nkosi told the Daily Post: ‘We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes'."


Dr. Godley:  What a terrible way to go.  Swimming, that is.  Here at the Church of D(o)nutarianism we always recommend looking both ways before you walk on water. 

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