'New Age' Beliefs More Popular As Fewer Americans Follow Traditional Religions

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Excerpt: "... the fastest growing religious group in America... [are] people who don't hold any firm religious beliefs... [a] recent Pew Research Center poll that found 62 Americans hold New Age beliefs, such as astrology and the presence of spiritual energy in trees or mountains..."

Dr. Godley:  Unlike the rest of these mamby, pamby sky worshipers, we Donutarians do indeed hold firm to our religious beliefs, the biggest being that The Hole-y D(o)nut is the center of all being. That all is within Him and without Him. So there.

But just between you and me, to get our worldwide evangelical mission of peace, love and cash flow really rolling, we need to get everyone onboard the tithing bandwagon, tree huggers and mountain worshipers alike. For truly, are are welcome with Him. All major credit cards accepted.