Doc Godley's Blog
Excerpt: "The biggest problem... is the proton radius... with a computer of enough power, she could compute the proton's radius exactly, and we could know what theory actually predicts... "
Dr. Godley: Silly scientists. The radius of the proton is whatever His Hole-yness wants it to be.
On days when He's feeling optimistic about the fate of the galaxy, the radius is larger.
On days when He's feeling not so optimistic about the fate of the galaxy, it's not just smaller, it shrinks to a singularity.
Next day, He's feeling good again, the singularity explodes and another universe is born.