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![]() Vatican police have raided a cardinal's apartment where a drug-fueled homosexual orgy was taking place. "... When police showed up at the apartment, they reportedly found drugs and a group of men engaged in sexual activity... Pope Francis was infuriated by the news... Four years into his papacy the Catholic Church appears racked by conflict and scandal." Dr. Godley here. I am truly aghast. How could these religious amateurs let themselves get caught like this? You'd think that after hundreds of years of gay orgies and "servicing" young boys the Vatican would have learned a thing or two about discretion! This is not good for organized religion, not good at all. But fortunately, as disorganized as we are here at the Church of the Hole-y D(o)nut, it's terrific for us! In fact our ethics are so advanced and our morals so pure that we had to look up the word "orgy" just to figure out what's going on. If you're not getting all the "action" you need from your church, join ours! Know this. We will always bend over to please you.
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