RUSSIA TO SEND FLYING DONUT TO EDGE OF SOLAR SYSTEM

Excerpt:  "A team of Russian scientists is developing a donut-shaped spaceship that can reach the farthest corners of the solar system in record time by taking power directly from the Sun."

Doc Godley:  His Hole-yness will not be pleased to see the Russkies get this close to his favorite vacation spot just behind the Oort Cloud. If this mission fails spectacularly, well, you'll know why.