Mormon 'royalty' SUES CHURCH

I know this is hard to believe, so do your best to pucker up, but this high up LDS guy has been giving 10% of everything he earns to an imaginary sky God and now he wants his money back because he thinks the church has been abusing it. 

Yeah, I'd say! Imagine if these billions of dollars were donated to all the people in America who have nowhere to sleep tonight. Now, that's what you'd call some serious social tithing.

Nonetheless, I have to say that I'm deeply jealous.

It's all I can do to get the Donutmobile started on a chilly morning.