We Give You: The "10 Suggestions"

1. Leave me alone.
2. Leave everyone else alone.
3. Do something useful.
4. Keep your word.
5. Hug your mother.
6. Dig deeper and donate.
7. Give until it hurts!
8. Thou may have numerous gods beneath me
9. Donut do unto others as you would not have them do unto you.
10. ​This parking space reserved.

MODERN TRANSLATION:

1. Respect my right to privacy.
2. Respect everyone else's right to privacy.
3. Be productive.
4. Always keep your agreements.
5. Go on... hug your mother!
6. Sell your junk on Craigslist and dough-nate!
7. Electricians: Give until it hertz!
8. The more, the merrier!
9. The Golden Rule revisited.
10. ​Your suggestions welcome!