OK, knock it off. Dr. Godley knows what you're thinking.
It's time to get your mind out of the gutter, make a clean breast of it and stand erect before His Hole-yness!
Because, let's face it, dear friend... your self-worth has become flaccid and your testicular fortitude has hit a new low.
But please, don't feel spiritually impotent.
In this titillating article (the climax of a lifetime of personal research), Dr. Godley helps you grab your special purpose with both hands, stimulate your thinking and get it up for the Hole-y D(o)nut!
Your essence will become turgid once again as new meaning is inserted into your social intercourse.
So go ahead, take the plunge!
Deepen your understanding.
Push harder... really hammer it home!
Pull out all the stops... and preferably before the last moment!
Because, truth be told: from spores to whores, all of life is sexual.
How was the universe created? Right, the "Big Bang." See?
Basically, if it weren't for sex, you wouldn't be here. Bees wouldn't be here either. Or birds.
And you know what happens when you put those two together!
Yes... it takes two to tango. Chromosomes pair up, life splits the difference and a new individual is created.
So, you might ask, how does the Hole-y D(o)nut play a role in this arrangement?
Through entanglement! (... and here you thought this was just a property of quantum mechanics)
Entanglement is at the root of all existence. It is how women always know what men are thinking (clue: not much!)
Everything that happens here has its opposite happening there.
An electron vibrates and its mate feels the vibrations.
Rob a bank and, somewhere, someone is breaking into the banking system and depositing money directly into their own vault.
Sorry, we were thinking of the IRS.
Continuing, how much more entangled can you get than during sex!?
A guy twitches and his girl giggles. One good turn deserves another!
See? Entanglement! (which informs us that Lingam and Yoni are not just another folk music duo)
Everywhere you look it's sex, sex, and more sex!
Sailors and hookers...
Hookers and bankers...
Bankers and politicians...
Politicians and little boys...
Little boys and kindly priests...
Kindly priests and red hot nuns...
And sailors who aren't getting nun (sorry).
And around it goes. The circle of life!
So don't be rigid in your thinking, dear friend.
Fertilize your mind with a new awareness of this sensitive and delicate subject. Caress your thinking with gentle strokes of insight.
For life is pregnant with discovery and you're at the birth of a new appreciation for why you are here.
As St. George of Carlin told us: Plastic!