Religion Quick List
Taoism: Stuff happens.
Atheism: Huh, what stuff?
Idolism: Let's bronze this stuff.
Paganism: God is in all this stuff.
Moonies: Only happy stuff happens.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this stuff!
Creationism: God made all this stuff.
Nihilism: There ain't no stuff nowhere.
Mormonism: God sent us all this stuff.
Christianity: Give unto Caesar his stuff.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this stuff.
Zen Buddhism: Stuff is. And stuff is not.
Hinduism: This stuff all happened before.
Secular Humanism: So stuff, like, evolves?
Hare Krishna: Stuff happens. Rama, rama.
Zoroastrianism: Stuff happens half the time.
Wiccanism: The best stuff happens at night.
Scientology: If stuff happens, hold these cans.
Presbyterian: This stuff was bound to happen.
Islam: If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.
Lutheran: If stuff happens, don't talk about it.
Existentialism: Stuff doesn't happen, stuff just is.
Calvinism: Work hard and less stuff will happen.
Buddhism: If stuff happens then it isn't really stuff.
Judaism: Why does this stuff always happen to us?
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Get stuffed.
Jehovah's Witnesses: <Knock> <Knock> Stuff happens.
Hedonism: There is nothing like good stuff happening.
Episcopalian: Stuff isn't so bad if you serve the right wine.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this stuff.
Methodism: Stuff isn't so bad as long as you serve grape juice.
Christian Science: You don't need no doctor to cure your stuff.
Seventh Day Adventism: No stuff shall happen on a Saturday.
Agnosticism: Stuff might have happened. Then again, maybe not.
Fundamentalism: When stuff happens, get born again or go to hell.
Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserve it. And you will go to hell.
Unitarianism: Stuff happening to one is as bad as stuff happening to all.