Do Not Pass Go...
The world's three monotheistic religions -- Christianity, Islam and Judaism -- all derive from a common ancestor: Abraham of the Christian Old Testament.
Each of these religions shares the following attributes and instructs their followers:
Therefore, no matter how deeply pious you may be in your religious adherence and observations, no mater how devout in your prayers and supplications to the Almighty, you will go to Hell anyway. In fact, you will go to two Hells.
Which brings up an interesting question that may be related to quantum physics. Will you simultaneously be in one, both, or neither of the other two Hells, depending upon the measurement of an independent observer?
And who the Hell would that observer be? One of the above three Gods, two out of three Gods, a committee of the whole, or what?
It's all so confusing. In fact, it's a hell of a mess. The best we can make of it all is that everyone should eat, drink and make merry, because one day you'll die.
And when you do, you're going to Hell.