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Final Report
To The People Of Earth
By Philip G. Olson, Consigliere to J. Darwin Godley, Supreme High Visionary of The Church of The Holey Donut
Dear Friends, It was with great soul searching that church elders (me and Ernie in accounting) finally agreed to release this report. Like swallowing sand, it will not 'go down easy.' Some, upon reading this report, go into shock and require immediate medical attention. Others prefer to remain in denial. This is understandable, and we wait patiently. Later, upon snapping into full realization, they go into shock anyway. Shock you now, or shock you later, either way you're going to have a hard time accepting this. Which is why we suggest not reading this report unless you are at least 60 years old. Why? Because most life on this planet is going to end in 2046. As I write, that's 27 years from now. This is when our very dangerous sun will nova as it does every 12,068 years. But not to worry - you probably won't be around by that time anyway. This is all explained by brilliant researcher extraordinaire, Douglas Vogt of The Diehold Foundation, in his Youtube channel of the same name. In this video series, Vogt explains his Multi Dimensional Theory of Reality and, as if that were not enough, explains - and proves- how every single star in the universe novas together at precisely the same time, once every 12,068 years. As Vogt points out, using nothing but the logic the Donut has given us, this necessarily means that we are living in a clockwork universe, basically a control grid created by a highly advanced civilization that "thinks" our universe into existence, while manifesting the matter world we call reality by combining multiple dimensions, of which information is the first dimension and consciousness is the fourth. Vogt proves this by reminding us of Kirlian photography in which light can be made to emit from a "phantom" part of a leaf, even having been cut off. What we are seeing is the conscious dimension of the leaf, persisting for a few seconds until the Diehold (Vogt's name for the computer program that runs the universe), can restore equilibrium among its eight dimensions. Returning to when you will die, if you happen to be on the side of the planet facing the sun when it novas (to be specific, between October and December of 2046) and temporarily pushes away all of Earth's protective, atmosphere, hitting the planet with a blast of gamma rays and ultraviolet radiation and instantly incinerating everything on that side of the Earth while boiling the oceans away to a depth of 1,000 feet which then returns as rain, freezes to depth of 5-20 miles and starts the next Ice Age. If you happen to live on the opposite side of the Earth when the nova hits, you will live about 18 hours longer at which point two more interesting things will happen. The first is that the dust shell ejected by the sun will strike earth at 1,550 miles per second and incinerating everything that wasn't already incinerated. The second is that the Earth's magnetic field (which causes the Earth's rotation) will reverse and the planet will temporarily stop rotating, causing its rotational momentum to be transferred to the entire volume of the world's oceans which will then leap out of their 20,000 foot deep basins and surge onto the land to a height of many miles, washing away everything in sight, including you and everyone you know. The good news is that things settle back down pretty quickly from there (other than the next Ice Age). There just won't be more than a few humans around to start up the next global civilization. Oh wait, we forgot. There will, after all, be the thousands of scientists, bankers, politicians and power brokers living in the vast underground network of tunnels and bases currently located beneath the entire United States and capable of sustaining civilization for the hundred or so years it will take for vegetation to begin growing again so that mankind can emerge and start up the next civilization. Read "Underground Tunnels and Bases: What Is The Government Trying To Hide?" by Richard Sauder, Ph. D. And this is not the first time this has happened! Far from it. The pyramids in Egypt are not the tombs of pharaohs as told to you by your teachers and on the tee-vee, but were built countless thousands of years earlier by a prior civilization. You see, directly beneath the Giza plateau, and hidden from you by the Egyptian government, lies a giant, underground city full of passageways, rooms and chambers of sufficient size to house thousands in safety. This is quite clearly how the ancients were able to survive the previous novas which, again, occur every 12,068 years like clockwork. It also proves that they knew these events were coming, which means that our ancestors must have experienced more than one nova in order to detect a pattern in their repetition. Most of Europe is likewise honeycombed with a network of ancient tunnels, all dug out of solid rock (often the hardest granite) and capable of protecting thousands of individuals form the hell happening above them when our very dangerous sun blows off a little steam every 12,068 years, like clockwork. You may have heard of Gobekli Tepi in Peru, where the vast site of an ancient civilization has now been dated to 11,000 years ago. Once home to thousands of inhabitants, it was used for a few thousand years and then deliberately buried and abandoned. Yes, the entire site. Why would anyone go to the time, effort and trouble to do that, unless they wished to preserve for future civilizations all that they had accomplished? A little thought leads us to deduce that no culture would go to the trouble of expending the almost unimaginable amount of time, energy and human resources to move their entire world underground simply to avoid potential invaders. You are far more vulnerable to invasion and attack from above when underground, than when above ground. These vastly ancient civilizations would have gone to such extraordinary measures only to escape something natural; something they knew was coming and wished to survive. Well, that's it for now. I just wanted to offer you a quick update on your future and hope you enjoyed this brief report. If it makes you feel any better, it's clear that at least some of our ancestors survived every one of the previous novas, or I wouldn't be here to share this with you today. I wish you and yours the very best this time around and hope, for your sake, that by some fluke of luck, you happen to be situated on the planet in a place that avoids incinerating heat, lethal radiation and salt water tsunamis higher than the Matterhorn. Basically the worst parts of the bible. As for the Diehold, the operating system that runs the universe,.. what is it? Why, it is The Holey Donut, of course. What did you think it was? |
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