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Black Holes or Black Ops?
If NASA faked the moon landings (...we can't tell you, otherwise we'd have to kill you...), do you think they'd hesitate for a second to fake the truth about Black Holes?
Brace yourself, Dear Reader. We are about to take you where no man, woman or other-gendered individual has gone before.
You have been told that the center of every galaxy contains a massive object called a "black hole" whose gravity is so intense that not even light can escape; where everything that passes the event horizon becomes crushed into nothingness, into a singularity of the type that is said to have created the universe in the first place.
But NASA Knows The Truth!
Their powerful, taxpayer-funded telescopes have looked into these so-called '"black holes." And they have seen nothing! That's right, because as J. Darwin himself will tell you, at the center of every galaxy, including our very own Milky Way, sits a god-awful, unimaginably terrifying, super-gigantic D(o)nut H(o)le!
On the other side lies a parallel universe exactly like ours... but not quite. You see, in this other universe everything is the precise mirror image of our own universe! Everything there is opposite: up is down, left is right, good is evil, rap is music.
Evil occurs in our own "Universe" when counter-rotating micro-donut holes from this other "esrevinU" appear through cracks in the fabric of space-time we call "reality". All donut holes in our Universe are entangled with donut holes in this other "esrevinU." This is the essence of quantum mechanics. If only Schroedinger's cat were alive to see this!
Now You Understand The Duality of Life
The yin and the yang. Hillary Clinton and Thomas Paine. Frank Sinatra and Justin Beiber...
If NASA faked the moon landings (...we can't tell you, otherwise we'd have to kill you...), do you think they'd hesitate for a second to fake the truth about Black Holes?
Brace yourself, Dear Reader. We are about to take you where no man, woman or other-gendered individual has gone before.
You have been told that the center of every galaxy contains a massive object called a "black hole" whose gravity is so intense that not even light can escape; where everything that passes the event horizon becomes crushed into nothingness, into a singularity of the type that is said to have created the universe in the first place.
But NASA Knows The Truth!
Their powerful, taxpayer-funded telescopes have looked into these so-called '"black holes." And they have seen nothing! That's right, because as J. Darwin himself will tell you, at the center of every galaxy, including our very own Milky Way, sits a god-awful, unimaginably terrifying, super-gigantic D(o)nut H(o)le!
On the other side lies a parallel universe exactly like ours... but not quite. You see, in this other universe everything is the precise mirror image of our own universe! Everything there is opposite: up is down, left is right, good is evil, rap is music.
Evil occurs in our own "Universe" when counter-rotating micro-donut holes from this other "esrevinU" appear through cracks in the fabric of space-time we call "reality". All donut holes in our Universe are entangled with donut holes in this other "esrevinU." This is the essence of quantum mechanics. If only Schroedinger's cat were alive to see this!
Now You Understand The Duality of Life
The yin and the yang. Hillary Clinton and Thomas Paine. Frank Sinatra and Justin Beiber...