Revealed by The Hole-y D(o)nut to the great Dr. J. Darwin Godley in moments of herbal super-awareness, this is the book that will torpedo organized religion and send luxury liners full of Sunday salvation salesmen straight to the bottom.
From a deep explanation of hell to the precise GPS coordinates of heaven, Dr. Godley's priceless words of wisdom will steer you safely around the sinkholes of superstition, over the rainbow of available beliefs, and right out the back door!
Please, won't you get your copy today? Dr. Godley needs a new oil pump for the Donutmobile... and Candy, his most personal of assistants, could use a new pair of implants.
5 Reasons to Buy Today! - from Ginger Vavalavoom in Marketing:
From a deep explanation of hell to the precise GPS coordinates of heaven, Dr. Godley's priceless words of wisdom will steer you safely around the sinkholes of superstition, over the rainbow of available beliefs, and right out the back door!
Please, won't you get your copy today? Dr. Godley needs a new oil pump for the Donutmobile... and Candy, his most personal of assistants, could use a new pair of implants.
5 Reasons to Buy Today! - from Ginger Vavalavoom in Marketing:
- Makes a terrific holiday gift for that BIG sinner on your list!
- Send a copy to a creepy priest. Tell him... go defrock yourself!
- Buy your boss a copy - let him know he's a great man to work under!
- Would it hurt you to send a copy to a rabbi? Such a deal!
- Doorbell just rang? Hand a copy to those kids on bikes and watch them disappear faster than beans at a church supper!