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Dear Friend, As a fellow planetary traveler - gravitationally bound together on this small, whirling ball of dirt we call Earth, and careening en masse around the sun as we seek the meaning of life beyond "42" (... as revealed by Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"), you'd want to know that Dr. J. Darwin Godley, founder of The Church Of The Hole-y D(o)nut, dissects the complexities of organized religion very carefully... and without prejudice! Yes, the stated mission of Donutarianism is to demolish all of organized religion in its many flavors, along with its long and colorful history of:
This entire melange of tax-exempt belief systems is said to be supervised by a flying retinue of cherubs, saints, angels and other assistants who, ostensibly, wait patiently to serve us for all of eternity in various afterlife planned living facilities. Uh... OK. To mitigate the murky manifestations of this miasm of mystery mind-melds on humankind, and to bring us all back to the altar of reason, Dr. Godley is launching his very own newsletter, The Donutarianism Digest. If you, Dear Philosophically Frail and Fallen Friend, have the courage to face your own innermost fears about organized religiosity, and would like to be added to Doc Godley's mailing list to explore this tasty new religion for yourself, you are invited to subscribe. The next time Doc lets loose on the flock in a ribald rant of riotous rectitude, you will be assured of receiving your own delicious brand of healing salivation, er, salvation, As the great webvangelist himself reminds us, subscribing is free... and cheap at twice the price! Click here to subscribe |
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