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No, really! Read this if you dare, then repent!
GLOBAL WARMING UPDATE
PEOPLE ARE SAYING...
"Variety is the spice of life, which is why I never grow tired of varying religions to suit my moods... and my wardrobe!!" - Eve Adams
"At first I thought this was some kind of joke going around. Get it, going a-round? But as I slowly stripped to do the laundry and felt the dryer vibrate, I knew He was with me." - Emily Firbush
"There really is only one God, and as a devout Donutarian I get to love Him a "Hole" new way each day!" - Angel Johnson